you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize