No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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