yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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