is your mom at the bar?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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