you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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