and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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