Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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