Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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