I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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