All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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