Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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