This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
and you fell through a lawn chair
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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