last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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