so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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