VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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