You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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