hell yes lets make some ravioli
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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