I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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