Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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