i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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