If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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