Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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