Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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