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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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