Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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