Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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