Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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