when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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