he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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