i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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