i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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