...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pants are for mortals
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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