Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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