You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize