they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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