these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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