apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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