we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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