It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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