the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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