And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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