worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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