my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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