She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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