Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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