just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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