Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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