New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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