Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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