WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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